Archive | January, 2012

Everyone Eats, or No One Eats.

13 Jan

One year….or less. It depends on how God views the situation.  You’ll know his decision, no need to double check it on this website.

If no one has started to make the means of feeding all of Earth’s 7 billion people by March 2012, you will be reminded by God of this message.  Some will just call it “natural.”  It’s not.


If by Summertime we haven’t arranged the means of production of enough food, God will make sure no one has enough food.


Do you know what it’s like to talk to god when we’ve made him this mad?  It’s not fun.  He is pissed.  We have the most incredible technology, yet we can’t ensure that everyone is fed.  We really do deserve to all die a painful death.  Luckily, God is merciful.  We have devices that can contact anyone in the world…that’s putting it lightly.  we have devices that can recreate an entire world, while playing with someone on the other side of the world…if we can’t feed everyone while we have that technology, we deserve it.   Luckily, he is merciful.

He’s given us one last chance.  If we don’t make headway on our ultimatum by mid-summer, we will produce even less food in autumn.  I’m not even going to begin to describe what happens in the last 6 months of the deadline.  DO NOT LET IT HAPPEN.  And always remember, that feeding everyone is just a gesture of good faith.  It is loving everyone on the planet that will save us….and if you love everyone, you better make sure that they are all fed.




The Final Ultimatum

13 Jan

This is a message to all of humanity, despite being directed to certain individuals.  This isn’t a message from me, a single human.  No, this is a message from the creator, the first, God.   I’m not God, I’m not Jesus, I’m just a human, but I suppose you could call me a prophet. God has spoken to me.  These are not my words.  But they are dire words indeed.

This really is the final ultimatum.  We(Whenever I say we I mean all of humanity) have been given many chances of opportunity.  And we have treated these gifts with the utmost disrespect.  We have one year to right our wrongs.  We have one year to make sure no one is starving on the face of this Earth.  To repeat, the final ultimatum is specifically, “Humanity has one year to make sure that every single person on Earth has enough to eat.”  A miracle to end all miracles, a miracle to replicate Jesus’ feedings of the masses.   And if we fail, rest assured that the consequences will be most dreadful.

I’d like to stop for a second, and remind the reader that these aren’t my words, I was told to say this by God.  Everyone can hear God if they know how to listen.  Everyone is a prophet.  We are all souls to be most precise.   And to be honest, God really isn’t concerned about us feeding everyone, no, what he is concerned with is even harder to accomplish.  What he really wants is for us to love everyone…because before we can make sure everyone is fed, we must first love everyone….it’s hard to let someone you love go hungry.   Making sure no one starves on this planet is just the sacrificial virgin, so to speak.


Feed everyone.

Tell everyone.